Business Networking and Sex by Ivan Misner

Author:Ivan Misner
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Entrepreneur Press
Published: 2011-11-20T16:00:00+00:00

He Comments . . .

Yes, as soon as we pull into the giant mall parking lot, the survival flight instinct kicks in with ideas for feigning injury. What if I pretended to trip? I could fall down, say I hurt my knee, and we would have to go home. I could also go into the bathroom and say I got sick. No, wait! I could slam myself against the wall and the urinals and say I was mugged. That could work. Better yet, I know what I can do. I can close a door on my fingers. Sure, it might hurt for a little bit but it would be worth it. Wait a minute. I got it! If I jump from this second floor balcony to the first floor of the mall I could break my leg and that one would get me out of coming to the mall with her for at least eight weeks! Very cool. But if I hit my head when I land and get a concussion it would buy me 10 or 12 weeks! That’s the ticket. It’s worth it to put an end to this torture of store to store, blouse to blouse, shoe to shoe. Here I goooooo!

“FRANK!”

“Huh, what, honey? Oh, yes, those shoes go perfectly with your peach blouse and pant set.” Just shoot me now!

Of course most, if not all, men will completely deny this when you ask them.

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